So many world apocalypses, so little time

There's so much to do!

There's so much to learn. I'm ravenous to eat the knowledge that's all around us, all the time, that we take for granted.

I want to dig up the names of the kids I went to church camp with and google them. I've always assumed that out of such a scrabble of repressed freaks, some of them would have achieved some creative or notorious fame. I'll be disappointed if none have.